i'm the baroness of bitterness, conjuring terminally torrid wordplay to slay the belligerent and cull the meek.

Neko

theme


#cersei lannister    #got    #game of thrones    

heatoise:

*sees a cat*

me: holy shit


#tx    

extraterrestrialskies:

i wish i had this advice when i was 16. 


#twitter    

borlax:

the second Spongebob movie has the same target audience as Fifty Shades of Grey


#AHAHHA    #f    

euo:

turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic


#tx    

#text    #FUCK IM CRACKING UP