i'm the baroness of bitterness, conjuring terminally torrid wordplay to slay the belligerent and cull the meek.

Neko

awwww-cute:

Curiosity

awwww-cute:

Curiosity

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

versacegravy:

awwww-cute:

The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

SELFIE

versacegravy:

awwww-cute:

The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

SELFIE

nosdrinker:

besturlonhere:

spaceshipspaceshipspaceship:

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

This happened at my high school and I’m so ashamed of that. 

what did she say what’s happened since then we all want to know

I hope they got married

nosdrinker:

besturlonhere:

spaceshipspaceshipspaceship:

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

This happened at my high school and I’m so ashamed of that. 

what did she say what’s happened since then we all want to know

I hope they got married

firew0lves:

this could be us but you playin

firew0lves:

this could be us but you playin

dt